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8:00AM: Arrive at the dentist because I cracked my upper left premolar yesterday.
8AM to 9AM: Spend an hour in the dentist chair as he extracts said tooth piece by crumbling piece. Fun fact: as one bleeds the blood washes away the nerve block.
9:07 AM: Finally leave the dentist office. Make it home; take 2 Alleve extra strength pain killers. Fall into chair.
9:30 AM – 12:30 PM Sleep fitfully in the chair. Experience chills as the adrenalin from the dentist visit leaves my body.
1:00 PM: Have soup. Take 2 more Alleve pills.
1:15 PM: Read painkiller bottle. It says to only take one every 12 hours and never more than 2 per day.
2:00 PM: Leave to go grocery shopping.
2:20 PM: Realize I don’t have the shopping list with me. Attempt to buy everything from memory. At least I remember that I need to buy flowers for my mother-in-law, who I am stopping to see.
3:15 PM: Fill car with groceries. Drive to Canadian Tire to add power steering fluid to my car.
3:30 PM: Open hood of car. Rod to hold hood up is MISSING. There is a piece of metal simply resting on my engine block. The battery in the car looks like it is leaking. What the #&%@ did Canadian Tire do to my car when they serviced it three weeks ago?
3:33 PM: Keeping the hood propped open with my head, I manage to top up my power steering fluid.
3:35 PM: Go to put the rest of the power steering fluid in the trunk of my car. The groceries are mysteriously replaced by bottled water. … This is not my car.
3:36 PM: Find my car. Put in the remaining power steering fluid. Put the rest in my trunk where I found I already had half a bottle.
3:45 PM: Drive to see my mother-in-law. I can’t find the flowers. I think I left them back in the grocery store.
4:15 PM: Arrive home. Bring in groceries. Let dog out. Proceed to my favorite chore, picking up all of the poop he dropped in the back yard during the week.
4:30 PM: Come back in. Discover that one of the pets has thrown up on the carpet. Proceed to clean.
4:45 PM Finish putting away groceries. Find grocery list in my pocket where I had it all along. I forgot broccoli, russian mustard and sour cream. On the other hand we now have Brussel sprouts.
I think I’ll move to Australia.
How’s your day?
8AM to 9AM: Spend an hour in the dentist chair as he extracts said tooth piece by crumbling piece. Fun fact: as one bleeds the blood washes away the nerve block.
9:07 AM: Finally leave the dentist office. Make it home; take 2 Alleve extra strength pain killers. Fall into chair.
9:30 AM – 12:30 PM Sleep fitfully in the chair. Experience chills as the adrenalin from the dentist visit leaves my body.
1:00 PM: Have soup. Take 2 more Alleve pills.
1:15 PM: Read painkiller bottle. It says to only take one every 12 hours and never more than 2 per day.
2:00 PM: Leave to go grocery shopping.
2:20 PM: Realize I don’t have the shopping list with me. Attempt to buy everything from memory. At least I remember that I need to buy flowers for my mother-in-law, who I am stopping to see.
3:15 PM: Fill car with groceries. Drive to Canadian Tire to add power steering fluid to my car.
3:30 PM: Open hood of car. Rod to hold hood up is MISSING. There is a piece of metal simply resting on my engine block. The battery in the car looks like it is leaking. What the #&%@ did Canadian Tire do to my car when they serviced it three weeks ago?
3:33 PM: Keeping the hood propped open with my head, I manage to top up my power steering fluid.
3:35 PM: Go to put the rest of the power steering fluid in the trunk of my car. The groceries are mysteriously replaced by bottled water. … This is not my car.
3:36 PM: Find my car. Put in the remaining power steering fluid. Put the rest in my trunk where I found I already had half a bottle.
3:45 PM: Drive to see my mother-in-law. I can’t find the flowers. I think I left them back in the grocery store.
4:15 PM: Arrive home. Bring in groceries. Let dog out. Proceed to my favorite chore, picking up all of the poop he dropped in the back yard during the week.
4:30 PM: Come back in. Discover that one of the pets has thrown up on the carpet. Proceed to clean.
4:45 PM Finish putting away groceries. Find grocery list in my pocket where I had it all along. I forgot broccoli, russian mustard and sour cream. On the other hand we now have Brussel sprouts.
I think I’ll move to Australia.
How’s your day?
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