This would make chess a sport

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  • This would make chess a sport

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    Re: This would make chess a sport

    Chess is obviously a sport.

    Because
    1.It takes so much time and effort to convince anyone with even a micron of common sense that it is
    2.You can have a smoke while doing it
    3.Specators are not allowed to cheer
    4.No judges are required
    5.You don't need a costume
    6.There's no bonuses for artistc impression
    7.Steroids/HGH won't help
    8.You practice with a computer

    Unfortunately chess lags behind the following in stature

    Foosball
    Domino toppling
    Cheerleading
    Darts
    Hotdog eating
    Marching band whatever they do
    Snorkeling
    Ice fishing
    Trampolining
    Robot war combat
    Traveling
    Listening to music
    Waiting for bus
    Ballet
    Show choir
    Ordering a pizza
    Opening mail
    Bicycle messengering
    Home renovation
    Texting
    Writing emails
    Breathing

    Obviously a survey/poll is needed on this important topic. I think the rating system for trampolining needs revising. There are so many up and coming juniors now putting people off.

    It's so obvious that hotdog eating should be recoginized by the Olympics. Afterall, eating is practiced all over the world. and hotdogs are not just in North America. Even the Japanese are known to eat them. We just need the Government to recognise this and then corporate sponsors would be easy to find. We should have a World Cup of hotdog eating or maybe a giant knockout tournament....Weight classes,...a decent rating system. Eureka!

    Well that's my two cents worth.

    I'll leave this to people with more ambition

    Michael Yip

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