The Cult of Chess

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  • The Cult of Chess

    I've been saying chess is a cult, and it looks like the EU has acknowledged this:

    http://www.chess.com/news/european-u...on-status-2015

    "... funding is at last available to cash-starved chess clubs in the EU."



    Wait for it....



    Wait for it....



    Wait for it....



    April Fool!



    But really, I can see the day when this could happen, perhaps in Canada eh?

    What would Hell be for the religion of chess? Manning the demo boards for the Canadian Closed?

    Monks of the religion of chess shall kneel before chessboard altars and recite the various verses of the ECO... in Pig Latin!

    The Book of Revelations of Chess predicted: "Lo, the seventh angel blew his horn, and the number of the beast was 666, the number of cores it shall take to computeth the 32 piece tablebase, and lo, it shall be forlorn to them to discover that it is a forced win for Black, and only by playing the Winawer Variation of the French Defense."
    Only the rushing is heard...
    Onward flies the bird.
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