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  • #46
    Re: The next president of the United States...

    Why is everyone ignoring the most important question: what would a Trump presidency mean for chess in the United States and the rest of the world?

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    • #47
      Re: The next president of the United States...

      It would mean that White could play the Berlin Wall and Black would pay for it.

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      • #48
        Re: The next president of the United States...

        Originally posted by Garland Best View Post
        It would mean that White could play the Berlin Wall and Black would pay for it.
        (spews drink all over keyboard)

        ROTFLOL!

        (extra stuff since my message was too short; or maybe I mentioned unpalatable news items)

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        • #49
          Re: The next president of the United States...

          Originally posted by Dan Scoones View Post
          Why is everyone ignoring the most important question: what would a Trump presidency mean for chess in the United States and the rest of the world?
          In a Trump presidency:

          White rooks are now called Trump Towers.
          Black pawns need to show their birth certificates before promotion.
          Wall inserted between 6th and 7th rank.
          Last edited by Bob Gillanders; Thursday, 29th September, 2016, 12:11 PM.

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          • #50
            Re: The next president of the United States...

            Originally posted by Bob Gillanders View Post
            In a Trump presidency:

            White rooks are now called Trump Towers.
            Black pawns need to show their birth certificates before promotion.
            Wall inserted between 6th and 7th rank.
            And, apparently, women who have put on a few kilos cannot play...
            ...Mike Pence: the Lord of the fly.

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            • #51
              Re: The next president of the United States...

              Originally posted by Bob Gillanders View Post
              In a Trump presidency:

              White rooks are now called Trump Towers.
              Black pawns need to show their birth certificates before promotion.
              Wall inserted between 6th and 7th rank.
              OK, these are very good. Well done, sir!

              And might I add an obscure move:

              -At some point in the game, the white queen can mimic the move made by the black queen a few moves ago.

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              • #52
                Re: The next president of the United States...

                #feelthejohnson

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                • #53
                  Re: The next president of the United States...

                  Originally posted by Bob Gillanders View Post
                  In a Trump presidency:

                  White rooks are now called Trump Towers.
                  Black pawns need to show their birth certificates before promotion.
                  Wall inserted between 6th and 7th rank.
                  And the white king's knight shall henceforth be known as the ten year-old son who knows "the cyber."

                  p.s. And the white pawns shall all be undischarged bankrupts who were forced to file for bankruptcy when the white king stiffed them.
                  Last edited by Peter McKillop; Thursday, 29th September, 2016, 03:14 PM.
                  "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop
                  "Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato
                  "If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination." - Thomas De Quincey

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                  • #54
                    Re: The next president of the United States...

                    Originally posted by Bob Gillanders View Post
                    In a Trump presidency:

                    White rooks are now called Trump Towers.
                    Black pawns need to show their birth certificates before promotion.
                    Wall inserted between 6th and 7th rank.
                    And the arbiter will hack the players notes to share their preparation with the other side.

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                    • #55
                      Re: The next president of the United States...

                      Originally posted by Peter McKillop View Post
                      p.s. And the white pawns shall all be undischarged bankrupts who were forced to file for bankruptcy when the white king stiffed them.
                      I love the unpromoted pawns! They are the smartest pawns and the most loyal pawns!

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                      • #56
                        Re: The next president of the United States...

                        Originally posted by Kerry Liles View Post
                        And, apparently, women who have put on a few kilos cannot play...

                        Trump will "Make America Mate Again".

                        He'll start up Trump Chess University.... pay to play.....

                        He'll start a new variant where the Black pieces can join the White side.... after all, what the hell do they have to lose?
                        Only the rushing is heard...
                        Onward flies the bird.

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                        • #57
                          Re: The next president of the United States...

                          To start with ... Bill Clinton will be restrained from getting anywhere near a women's chess tournament.

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                          • #58
                            Re: The next president of the United States...

                            I found this interview about Trump's taxes very interesting.

                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9be1oMCBOk

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                            • #59
                              Re: The next president of the United States...

                              By Presidential Order, all Correspondence Chess tournaments will be held on a secure server.

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                              • #60
                                Re: The next president of the United States...

                                Polls are slowly improving for Clinton since the 1st debate.
                                I hope it will be enough.

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