Re: Would you like to play an International Master?
CCF? Is that "Carl's Children's Foundation"? Benefitting his 5 kids in their quest for IM, maybe even GM, immortality?
Don't fret for "Canadian Chess". It will be deemed Too Big To Fail by the Quebec government and a huge bailout will ensue. Carl's 5 kids will have their photo taken together, they'll be the poster children for "Canadian Chess".
Maybe a Canadian TV network will create a new TV show, "The Bilodeau Family", in which Carl drives his psychedelic bus around the country, so that his kids and "Uncle Jean" can give simuls in every city and sign autographs for their adoring fans. Each episode will be a variation on a theme: the organizer in this week's city once again couldn't find sponsors, Uncle Jean has to pound the pavement for sympathy money to pay for the gas and motel rooms, eventually the organizer and Uncle Jean have a blowup (Carl quickly ushers his kids out of the room so they don't see the sordid side of Canadian chess), the organizer quits altogether, the Bilodeau family drives off into the sunset (have to sleep on the bus, Uncle Jean couldn't get any locals to donate), and the city they just left is now without it's only tournament organizer and will never have another chess event in our lifetime.
Originally posted by Carl Bilodeau
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Don't fret for "Canadian Chess". It will be deemed Too Big To Fail by the Quebec government and a huge bailout will ensue. Carl's 5 kids will have their photo taken together, they'll be the poster children for "Canadian Chess".
Maybe a Canadian TV network will create a new TV show, "The Bilodeau Family", in which Carl drives his psychedelic bus around the country, so that his kids and "Uncle Jean" can give simuls in every city and sign autographs for their adoring fans. Each episode will be a variation on a theme: the organizer in this week's city once again couldn't find sponsors, Uncle Jean has to pound the pavement for sympathy money to pay for the gas and motel rooms, eventually the organizer and Uncle Jean have a blowup (Carl quickly ushers his kids out of the room so they don't see the sordid side of Canadian chess), the organizer quits altogether, the Bilodeau family drives off into the sunset (have to sleep on the bus, Uncle Jean couldn't get any locals to donate), and the city they just left is now without it's only tournament organizer and will never have another chess event in our lifetime.
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