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  • Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

    This way the sensitive amongst us can simply avoid this one thread.

    I'll start the ball rolling:

    A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."

    Insensitive to the feelings of both bartenders and ham sandwiches, but too damn bad!
    "Tom is a well known racist, and like most of them he won't admit it, possibly even to himself." - Ed Seedhouse, October 4, 2020.

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    Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

    Originally posted by Tom O'Donnell View Post
    This way the sensitive amongst us can simply avoid this one thread.

    I'll start the ball rolling:

    A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."

    Insensitive to the feelings of both bartenders and ham sandwiches, but too damn bad!
    But did they have a chess set in the bar?

    Order a beer - you are in a bar!

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      Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

      Okay, second one.

      A chess-player* and his girlfriend** walk into a bar.

      Bartender says, "Where did you buy that?"


      Do NOT scroll down if you are sensitive. Last warning!

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      *chess-player is NOT*** Aman Hambleton


      **girlfriend was NOT*** purchased at novelty store for $79.95 plus applicable taxes


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      ***probably, or at least possibly
      "Tom is a well known racist, and like most of them he won't admit it, possibly even to himself." - Ed Seedhouse, October 4, 2020.

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        Last edited by Olivier Tessier; Monday, 22nd October, 2018, 10:48 AM.

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        • #5
          Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

          Originally posted by Olivier Tessier View Post
          What's worst than locking yourself out of your car in front of an abortion clinic?

          Going in and asking for a coathanger..
          *GROAN*
          No matter how big and bad you are, when a two-year-old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

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          • #6
            Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

            A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the man's leg. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he said indignantly. The other guy replied, "That's not my dog."

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            • #7
              Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

              Here's something we can all use on ChessTalk...................
              .................SFACT!

              It's an acronym for 'someone farted at a chess tournament' to be used when someone makes a fatuous or irrelevent post.

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              • #8
                Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

                A man plays in a snooker tournament and achieves a performance consistent with his skill level. Later, he orders pizza.

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                • #9
                  Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

                  Here`s one: Larry Bevand walked into his bank and saw a teller and boy did he tell(h)er.

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                    Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

                    Man who takes woman on camping trip has one in tent. (Lao Tzu)

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                      Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

                      He who fart in church sit in pew. (same guy)

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                        Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

                        Originally posted by Ken Kurkowski View Post
                        He who fart in church sit in pew. (same guy)
                        There were no churches in Lao Tzu time!
                        But that's beside the point, the BIG question is:
                        Was the fart pre-arranged or it just happened after the prayer started ?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

                          Originally posted by Emil Smilovici View Post
                          There were no churches in Lao Tzu time!
                          But that's beside the point, the BIG question is:
                          Was the fart pre-arranged or it just happened after the prayer started ?
                          My guess is it was just a natural reaction to having all one`s sins forgiven; a fart of great relief if you will. However if you want to prove that it was prearranged then you may want to look at the prechurch meal. Heavy on the lentils or beans would prove premeditation possibly.
                          Last edited by Zeljko Kitich; Friday, 31st August, 2012, 01:30 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

                            Isn't the whole point of posting rude, nasty, funny, ridiculously funny, super LOL comments so that you can piss off uptight individuals? I don't see this thread really serving its purpose :(
                            Shameless self-promotion on display here
                            http://www.youtube.com/user/Barkyducky?feature=mhee

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                              Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!

                              Originally posted by Bindi Cheng View Post
                              Isn't the whole point of posting rude, nasty, funny, ridiculously funny, super LOL comments so that you can piss off uptight individuals? I don't see this thread really serving its purpose :(
                              Then go back to your job hunt!
                              Last edited by Emil Smilovici; Tuesday, 29th July, 2014, 12:16 PM.

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