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General Guidelines
---- Nous avons besoin d'un traduction français!
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Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!
Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!
Speaking of FARTS, when GW Bush visited Queen Elizabeth a few years ago, she met him at Heathrow with her gilded carriage drawn by six white horses.
As they passed through the gates to Buckingham palace, the horse directly in front of GW let go a silent but deadly voluminous cloud. GW leaned back in his seat as far as he could.
Said the queen, "I do apologize, Mr President, but there are some things even a queen has no control over."
Said GW, "How forthright of your majesty, had you said nothing I would have thought it was the horse!"
Re: Rude, Nasty, -Phobic, Lewd, etc. Comments Welcomed Here!
Here are some PUNch lines.
Search the Web for "PUNS" and you'll probably find the rest of the joke.
1. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
2. There's no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise.
4. The pie rates of Penn's aunts.
5. Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers.
6. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
7. Abcess makes the fart go Honda.
8. It was the beast of Thames; it was the wurst of Thames.
9. Transcend dental medication.
10. Dill waters run steep.
11. Super California mystic - Expert: Halitosis.
13. Making an obscene clone fall.
14. Treads rush in where wise men fear to fool.
15. A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
16. We came to ferry Caesar; not to graze him.
17. We came to seize your berry; not to appraise it.
18. Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
19. You wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this.
20. Oh, my baking yak!
21. A four-loaf cleaver.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.
(Confucius)
Wow I'm impressed, you really know how to insult people! You have devastated me with these comments :(
Were you bullied by random strangers as kid? Does venting on a public forum give you a story to tell to your co-workers? This can't be a healthy habit for you, randomly calling people idiots online. In fact, I think you might need to see a freudian psychologist to resolve those deep underlying issues with your folks. I'll even give you a little something to read up on!
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